#.blaine is captain of the kurt hummel appreciation society #.he holds weekly recruitment drives where he extols kurt’s virtues to anyone who will listen
#yes #his co-captain is burt #I think they meet once per week before friday night dinner #and have meetings on all the ways kurt was amazing this past week #so blaine can organize the information for his recruitment
You missed a few:
What are you doing? Oh nothing just staring intently and nodding along to every word Kurt says. Nothing new.
Look at this dumb face. Wearing a Kurt pin,
with a Kurt unicorn poster in your locker. Do you think that’s enough Kurt campaign material? No?
Of course not lets have one more poster in a frame on your dresser. Near your bed. The classy, sexy one. Why do you need it there you say? Mastu… er… Because of reasons.
Oh Kurt is a Nyada finalist?
You may possibly be maimed for life but that’s no excuse not celebrate.
No seriously, he stans Kurt like it’s his job. Like he’s being paid for it with a wage scale based on intense looks.
Here have the mic and takeover singing Kurt.
Oh is this an improbable, silly wish list?
What are you talking about of course all of Kurt’s dreams are gonna come true. It’s so obvious Kurt is gonna be wildly successful at everything.
And diva’ing? Kurt is the original HBIC always.
Isn’t it obvious those Whitney Houston songs were just made for him. God don’t be such a dummy.
If we were to try to point out all the times Blaine stares with awestruck, loving heart eyes at Kurt, we would literally have to gif every scene Kurt and Blaine have ever had together.
Starting pretty much from the first time this idiot ever laid eyes on him.
Blainers lives a 24/7 Kurt Hummel appreciation life.